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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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* OH...

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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! *

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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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( laughs heartily )

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )

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and NICKELODEON]

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HEY, SANDY!

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HEY, SANDY!

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HEY, SANDY.

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( loud whirring )

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WOW!

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HOWDY, SPONGEBOB!

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HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

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WHAT IS IT?

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IT'S A ROCKET SHIP, DUH!

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I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS
AND SHOW YOU AROUND.

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WOW! WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO WITH IT?

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I'M GOING TO THE MOON,
SPONGEBOB.

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THE MOON!

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CAN I GO?

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NO WAY,
SPONGEBOB

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ESPECIALLY AFTER
YOUR LITTLE MISHAP

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WITH MY WHIRLYBIRD.

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BESIDES, THERE'S
NOT ENOUGH ROOM
FOR YOU.

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BUT I DON'T TAKE UP
THAT MUCH SPACE.

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SEE?

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I CAN FIT IN HERE.

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MMM... COZY.

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I NEED THAT DRAWER.

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WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS,
OR THIS, OR THIS?

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SPONGEBOB

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THIS ISN'T FOR FUN-- SEE THIS?

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THIS IS SCIENCE.

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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR FUN AND GAMES

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AND I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR STOWAWAYS.

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FINE.

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PUT ME IN THE BRIG.

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I DON'T MIND.

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THAT'S THE AIR BED,
SPONGEBOB.

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I NEED THAT, TOO.

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OH, PLEASE, CAN I GO?

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CAN I, CAN I, HUH, PLEASE?

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ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL CAN RIDE
IN THE CARGO HOLD

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IF YOU JUST...

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YEAH!

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GOING TO THE MOON!

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MOONRIDE, MOONRIDE, MOONRIDE!

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BUT THIS TIME, JUST DON'T
TOUCH ANYTHING, OKAY?

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WOW! LOOK AT
THAT POPGUN.

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WILL WE HUNT ALIENS
ON THE MOON?

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OH, HUSH, SILLY.

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THIS IS FOR
HARVESTING
MOON ROCKS.

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WHEN YOU'RE DONE
PLAYING WITH ROCKS

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YOU COULD USE THAT

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FOR SOME SERIOUS
ALIEN HUNTING.

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ALIENS?
ARE YOU NUTS?

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I'VE BEEN TO THE MOON.

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THERE ARE NO ALIENS.

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SANDY, SANDY, SANDY.

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HOW CAN YOU BE SO NAIVE?

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THERE'S EVIDENCE
ALL AROUND US.

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HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
ATLANTIS, COWLICKS,
99-CENT STORES?

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AND HOW ABOUT THOSE
MYSTERIOUS CIRCLES

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THAT POP UP IN
KELP FIELDS OVERNIGHT?

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AAH! THERE'S ONE NOW.

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SPONGEBOB, YOU
DON'T KNOW A THING

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ABOUT OUTER SPACE.

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NOW, GO HOME AND
GET SOME SHUTEYE.

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BE HERE TOMORROW
AT THE CRACK OF DAWN

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AND LEAVE YOUR CRAZY
ALIEN NOTIONS BEHIND.

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( snoring )

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( alarm clock ticking loudly )

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OH, HURRY UP!

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THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.

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Patrick:
HIYA,
SPONGEBOB.

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WHAT IS IT, PATRICK?

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CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M SLEEPING HERE?

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WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING
ON THAT MOON TRIP TOMORROW

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AND I JUST WANTED
TO BRING YOU SOMETHING.

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A PRESENT?

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NO.

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UH... SPONGEBOB?

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IS SANDY'S ROCKET ALIEN-PROOF?

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THERE ARE NO ALIENS, PATRICK.

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JUST ASK SANDY.

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WELL, I GUESS YOU
WON'T BE NEEDING

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THIS ALIEN REPELLENT
FOR YOUR TRIP.

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ALIEN REPELLENT?
LET ME SEE THAT.

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"NEW ALIEN-OUT!
WINDOW PROTECTANT.

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DOES NOT STOP BURGLARS."

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WELL, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT, PATRICK.

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WE BETTER GO SPRAY
THOSE WINDOWS.

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Patrick:
LOOK HOW BIG IT IS, SPONGEBOB!

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IT'S PRETTY
IMPRESSIVE, ALL RIGHT.

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COME ON!

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WE'RE JUST HERE
TO SPRAY THE WINDOWS

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PATRICK.

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WOW...

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HOW DO YOU THINK
WE GET INSIDE?

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WE DON'T.

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WE'RE JUST
SPRAYING THE...

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WINDOWS.

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I OPENED IT, SPONGEBOB!

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COME ON!

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HOLY SEA COW,
SPONGEBOB.

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THIS MUST BE
THE CONTROL ROOM.

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YEAH, JUST DON'T
TOUCH ANYTHING.

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LOOK, I'M WINNING!

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PATRICK,
CUT THAT OUT.

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PATRICK,
COME ON.

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WE CAN'T HANG
AROUND IN HERE.

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THIS IS SANDY'S
BIG ROCKET

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NOT SOME KIND OF FUN... HOUSE.

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WHOO!

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WINNER.

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YEAH, HIGH SCORE!

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WHAT GAME WAS
THAT, ANYWAY?

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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT LET'S SEE
WHAT THIS DOES.

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PATRICK, I DON'T
THINK WE SHOULD...

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I LIKE ROCKETS.

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MORE, MORE!

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NO MORE.

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OKAY, ONE MORE.

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OKAY, THAT'S
ENOUGH.

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LET'S GO.

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WAIT, I THINK
THIS ONE STARTS IT.

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PATRICK, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

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I'M THE SPACE
TRAVELER HERE

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AND I HAPPEN
TO KNOW THAT THAT
PARTICULAR BUTTON

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IS RIGHT OVER HERE.

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( engine roaring )

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WE'VE STARTED
THE ROCKET!

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( sirens blaring )

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OH, SPONGEBOB.

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( sirens wailing )

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( screaming )

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HANG ON, BUDDY!

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HEY, WE STOPPED
FALLING.

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LOOK, WE'RE IN SPACE NOW!

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WHEE!

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( moaning dizzily )

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HEY, SOMEBODY
GET ME DOWN

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OR UP, OR
SOMETHING.

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( laughing )

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HEY, SPONGEBOB,
WATCH THIS.

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HEY, YOU GOT
YOUR TOOTHPASTE

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IN MY PEANUT BUTTER.

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( laughing )

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PATRICK,
I CAN DO THIS.

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HEY, WHO TURNED
THE HEAVY BACK ON?

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WE MUST BE LANDING.

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ALL RIGHT.

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SOMETIMES THAT SPONGEBOB IS
AS DUMB AS A SACK OF PEANUTS.

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( squeaking )

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OH, IT SURE LOOKS
A LOT LIKE HOME.

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HEY, LOOK, IT'S GARY.

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COME HERE,
GARY, GARY.

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WAIT! DON'T GO
NEAR HIM, PATRICK.

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CAN'T YOU SEE THIS
IS ALL A TRICK?

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THE ALIENS
ARE PROJECTING
OUR MEMORIES

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ONTO THE
ENVIRONMENT.

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THEY'RE TRYING
TO CONFUSE US.

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SO YOU MEAN TO SAY
THEY'VE TAKEN WHAT
WE THOUGHT WE THINK

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AND MAKE US
THINK WE THOUGHT

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OUR THOUGHTS
WE'VE BEEN THINKING

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ARE THOUGHTS WE THINK
WE THOUGHT?... WE THINK?

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OKAY, BUT I'M NOT
GOING TO FALL FOR IT.

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( meows )

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YEAH!

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YOU GOT HIM,
SPONGEBOB.

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WON'T SANDY BE PROUD?

186
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SANDY... I FORGOT
ALL ABOUT HER.

187
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OH, SHE'S GOING
TO HATE US FOR
STEALING HER ROCKET

188
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BUT WON'T SHE FEEL SILLY

189
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WHEN I BRING HER BACK
A REAL, LIVE ALIEN?

190
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OH, SHE'LL LOVE ME.

191
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COME ON, PATRICK,
THE MORE THE MERRIER.

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( bell rings )

193
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ALIEN HUNTING,
ALIEN HUNTING!

194
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SHH, PATRICK, DON'T LET THEM
KNOW WE'RE ON TO THEM.

195
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( artificially ):
UH... YEAH,
ALIEN HUNTING--

196
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I SAW THAT
ON TV, TOO.

197
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GEE, PATRICK,
LET'S DROP IN

198
00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,551
ON OUR OLD PAL
SQUIDWARD

199
00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,185
AND SEE WHAT
HE'S UP TO.

200
00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,755
( quietly ):
MAKE SURE YOUR
GUN IS PUMPED.

201
00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:12,893
( snoring )

202
00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,094
LOOK AT IT, PATRICK.

203
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IT'S DISGUSTING.

204
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( snoring )

205
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( mutters ):
MMM... GRANDMA.

206
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IT'S EVEN UGLIER
UP CLOSE.

207
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LET'S BEGIN
THE ANALYSIS.

208
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WAIT...
WHAT'S THAT?

209
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I THINK I'M GOING
TO BE SICK.

210
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PATRICK, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS THING IS?

211
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STINKY.

212
00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,294
NO... IT'S
AN EGG SAC.

213
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LET'S LOOK
AT THE EMBRYO.

214
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TWINS.
TWINS.

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00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:54,868
( mumbling )

216
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PARDON MY FRENCH, BUT
GET THIS THING OFF ME!

217
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,178
( screaming )

218
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,018
PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB,
GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM

219
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,886
AND GIVE ME BACK MY TENTACLES.

220
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,921
IT'S AWAKE!

221
00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,956
LET'S CAPTURE
THE LITTLE PHONY.

222
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,925
OH, GET AWAY FROM ME.

223
00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,860
( yelling )

224
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,733
( yelling and noise inside )

225
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,004
AHOY, THERE, LADS.

226
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UP A BIT LATE TO
BE PLAYING PIRATE,
AREN'T YE?

227
00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,208
( laughing )

228
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( gasps )

229
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WAIT, DON'T SHOOT.

230
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OKAY, OKAY, SHOOT ME,
BUT DON'T TAKE ME MONEY.

231
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WE DON'T WANT YOUR
MONEY, MOON MAN.

232
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LOOK AT THEM
SQUIRMING AROUND
IN THERE.

233
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OOH... GROSS.

234
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PLENTY MORE WHERE
THOSE CAME FROM.

235
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SHH...

236
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:05,338
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE SO LATE?

237
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,740
WHATEVER THIS IS

238
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:11,144
( in deep voice ):
IT'S GOING ON YOUR
PERMANENT RECORD.

239
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,052
( moaning and whining )

240
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,754
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

241
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,156
PLEASE LET ME
OUT OF HERE!

242
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,224
OUCH! OW!

243
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,993
( captives all squawking )

244
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:26,794
SPONGEBOB, I THINK

245
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,129
WE MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE
A SECOND TRIP.

246
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,899
THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT--
JUST PUSH HARDER.

247
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,101
Sandy:
SPONGEBOB, WHAT
ARE Y'ALL DOING?

248
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,403
I CAN'T TURN MY BACK
ON YOU FOR TWO SECONDS

249
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,006
WITHOUT YOU
CAUSING A WHOLE
MESS OF TROUBLE.

250
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,207
LOOK AT YOU,
BAGGING UP

251
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,809
YOUR FRIENDS
AND NEIGHBORS

252
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,677
JUST LIKE THEY WAS A FRESH CROP

253
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,112
OF HICKORY-SMOKED SAUSAGES.

254
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,948
YOU DONE TURNED
MY LITTLE SCIENCE
EXPERIMENT

255
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,216
INTO A DISASTER.

256
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,785
YOU TWO OUGHT
TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.

257
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,854
NICE TRY... SANDY.

258
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:57,925
OR SHOULD I SAY,
MISS ALIEN PANTS?

259
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,226
( laughing )

260
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,293
ALIENS?!

261
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,062
IS THAT WHAT
THIS IS ABOUT?

262
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,363
THIS ISN'T THE MOON.

263
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,365
WE'RE STILL
IN BIKINI BO...

264
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,135
JUST GOES
TO SHOW YOU

265
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,737
YOU CAN'T
TRUST ANYONE.

266
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,843
SO... YOU WERE
AN ALIEN ALL THE TIME

267
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,745
AND YOU DIDN'T
EVEN TELL ME.

268
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,046
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.

269
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,081
YEAH? WELL, I GOT YOU NOW.

270
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:25,152
OH, BUT IT'S NOT YOU
THAT'S GOT ME; IT'S...

271
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,153
( popgun pops )

272
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,421
ME THAT'S GOT ME.

273
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,827
BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THE LOOK ON SANDY'S FACE.

274
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,231
( motor conks out )

275
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,167
SANDY, I'M BACK.

276
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,869
WOW!

277
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,404
BIKINI BOTTOM SURE
LOOKS DIFFERENT.

278
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,140
UH-OH.

279
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,809
Captives:
SPONGEBOB...

280
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:52,012
WE "ALIENS" WOULD LIKE
A WORD WITH YOU.

281
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:09,296
* PEARL IS MY DAUGHTER,
I'LL SPIT IN YOUR EYE. *

282
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:14,835
* OH, HO, PEARL'S A WHALE,
AND IT'S HER BIRTHDAY. *

283
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,136
TA-DAH!

284
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,271
THANKS FOR THE SHOW, DAD.

285
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,240
NOW CAN WE OPEN THE PRESENTS?

286
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,475
OH, ALL RIGHT.

287
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:25,278
PRESENTS FOR ME DARLING
LITTLE SARDINE.

288
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,313
THERE YOU ARE.

289
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,015
OH, YOU
SHOULDN'T HAVE.

290
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,449
WHAT IS IT, DADDY?

291
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,820
IT WOULDN'T BE THOSE
TOTALLY HIP NEW FLIPPER SLIPPERS

292
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,054
ALL MY FRIENDS WEAR.

293
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,923
EVERYONE WANTS THEM.

294
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,492
UH... UH... IT MIGHT BE.

295
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,062
WHEE! OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

296
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,097
YAY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

297
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:47,200
( angrily ):
I MEAN, DAD, YOU REALLY
SHOULDN'T HAVE.

298
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,136
( friends laughing )

299
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,940
PEARL, THOSE ARE THE FINEST
FISHING BOOTS AVAILABLE.

300
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,075
DAD, YOU RUINED ME.

301
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,309
( wailing )

302
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,412
BUT I GOT THEM FOR A BARGAIN.

303
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,183
( Pearl wailing )

304
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,353
OH, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

305
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,822
I SPENT TWO WHOLE DOLLARS
ON THESE BOOTS

306
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,257
AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH THEM.

307
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,826
OH, UH, MR. KRABS,
CAN I GET MY PAYCHECK?

308
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,062
SPONGEBOY-ME-BOB!

309
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,397
COME IN, COME IN,
RIGHT THIS WAY, LADDIE.

310
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,566
HAVE A SEAT ANYWHERE

311
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:24,304
BUT NOT ON
THESE BEAUTIFUL,
PRICELESS BOOTS.

312
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,041
SO YOU WANT YOUR PAY.

313
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,542
UH, SIR, I CAN'T SEE YOU.

314
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,511
THE BOOTS... ARE IN...
THE WAY.

315
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,047
IN THE WAY?

316
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,283
THESE BOOTS NEVER LEAVE
MY SIGHT.

317
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,987
THEY'RE THE MOST EXPENSIVE
AND PRIZED POSSESSIONS I OWN.

318
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,488
WOW, REALLY?
WHY IS THAT?

319
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,191
THEY LOOK JUST LIKE
ANY OLD ORDINARY BOOTS.

320
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,959
ORDINARY BOOTS?!

321
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,897
THESE ARE THE ONLY OFFICIAL
FRY COOK BOOTS.

322
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:53,033
ONLY THE FINEST
FRY COOKS IN
THE WORLD

323
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,167
ARE PERMITTED
TO WEAR THEM--

324
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,568
PART OF A TRADITION.

325
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,005
AND THESE BOOTS WERE GIVEN TO ME

326
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:01,141
BY THE MOST FAMOUS FRY COOK
IN THE SEA.

327
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,042
WHO WAS THAT?

328
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,276
UH... UH...

329
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,578
UH... WELL, HIS NAME IS
NOT IMPORTANT.

330
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,381
BUT HE WAS FAMOUS ALL RIGHT,
DON'T YOU WORRY.

331
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,584
* I'M READY, I'M READY,
I WANT THOSE BOOTS! *

332
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:15,322
SORRY, SON, THESE BOOTS ARE
FAR TOO VALUABLE.

333
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,257
HMM... I KNOW.

334
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,927
WHAT IF I GIVE YOU
MY KRUSTY KRAB PAYCHECK?

335
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,394
PAYCHECK!

336
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,896
YOU GOT A DEAL!

337
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,165
AND WHAT IF I PAINT
THE KRUSTY KRAB FOR FREE?

338
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,133
YOU GOT A DEAL!

339
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,200
AND I'LL THROW IN

340
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,101
A YEAR'S SUPPLY
OF FRENCH FRY OIL.

341
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:28,969
YOU GOT...

342
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,137
HOLD ON THERE

343
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,339
YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME
A HEART ATTACK.

344
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:36,509
WHOA... YOU GOT
YOURSELF A DEAL.

345
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,613
( blowing )

346
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,482
( squeaking )

347
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:46,119
( squeaking continues )

348
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,255
UH...

349
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,457
HEY, SQUIDWARD...

350
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,160
( boots squeaking )

351
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,527
DO YOU LIKE MY NEW BOOTS?

352
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,164
PRETTY COOL, HUH?

353
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,999
NOW I'M AN OFFICIAL FRY COOK.

354
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,467
UH...

355
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:10,543
( boots squeaking )

356
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:15,648
( boots squeaking )

357
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,550
( groaning )

358
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:21,688
THAT SQUEAKING IS GOING
TO DRIVE US ALL CRAZY!

359
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,390
NONSENSE, SQUIDWARD.

360
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,594
THAT SQUEAKING IS MONEY
TO MY EARS... I MEAN MUSIC.

361
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:34,567
AH... MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
MONEY, MONEY.

362
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,670
TEN, 20, 30, 40...

363
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,139
( squeaking )

364
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,307
WHA... WHO'S THERE?

365
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,543
( chuckles )

366
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,479
BACK TO COUNTING ME MONEY.

367
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,480
( register dings )

368
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:51,351
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE...

369
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,652
( squeaking )

370
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,422
WHAT THE BARNACLE IS THAT, HUH?

371
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,523
( hinge squeaks )

372
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,557
AH...

373
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,071
( cries out )

374
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,405
( yelling )

375
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,541
( splashes )

376
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,145
( footsteps approaching )

377
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,448
ARGH... OOP...

378
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,683
CAREFUL.

379
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,222
( grunts )

380
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:33,160
( grunting )

381
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,694
( sighs )

382
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,597
( grunts )

383
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,301
( yawning )

384
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,070
( cries out )

385
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,071
( yelling )

386
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,174
( squeaks )

387
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,277
( moaning, hinge squeaking )

388
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:56,516
ARGH... THAT WAS THE WORST NIGHT
I EVER WEATHERED.

389
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,619
AT LEAST I'LL HAVE
SOME PEACE AND QUIET AT WORK.

390
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,254
WATCH IT, MR. KRABS.

391
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,256
I'M TAKING
MY VACATION NOW.

392
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,658
WHAT'S WRONG, MR. SQUIDWARD?

393
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:10,097
I CAN'T TAKE THE WORLD'S
GREATEST FRY COOK ANYMORE!

394
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,065
I'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK.

395
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,833
THAT FRY COOK

396
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,235
IS MAKING ME
A FORTUNE.

397
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,469
WHAT COULD BE
THE PROBLEM?

398
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,637
HEY, MR. KRABS.

399
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,273
SPONGEBOB... BOB.. BOB... BOB...

400
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,274
( squeaking )

401
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,475
BOB... BOB... BOB...

402
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,378
( boots squeaking )

403
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,381
I, UH, SEE YOU'RE STILL
WEARING THEM BOOTS.

404
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,416
ARE YOU KIDDING?

405
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,650
I LOVE THEM!

406
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,486
COULD THE WORLD'S
GREATEST FRY COOK DO THIS?

407
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,556
( squeaking )

408
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,327
WELL, UH, I DON'T, UH...
I DON'T, UH...

409
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,661
OR COULD HE DO THIS?

410
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,264
OR THIS?

411
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,134
AND WATCH THIS,
MR. KRABS.

412
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,701
Boots ( squeaking ):
CAN I TAKE

413
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,403
YOUR ORDER?

414
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,671
YEAH, I'LL HAVE
THE KRUSTY SPECIAL.

415
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,240
Boots ( squeaking ):
THANK YOU, SIR.

416
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,775
WE WILL SQUEAK
WHEN IT'S READY.

417
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,411
COULD THE GREATEST FRY COOK DO
THAT, MR. KRABS?

418
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,613
I, UH...

419
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,182
AND LOOK AT THIS,
MR. KRABS.

420
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,586
AND THIS.

421
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,754
AND THIS...

422
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,856
AND THIS... AND THIS...
AND THIS...

423
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,524
AND THIS... AND THIS...

424
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,461
AND THIS... AND THIS...
AND THIS... AND THIS...

425
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,396
( screaming )

426
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,797
I GOT TO GO TO MY OFFICE!

427
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:21,434
( boots continue squeaking )

428
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,902
I CAN STILL HEAR IT!

429
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,572
( squeaking continues )

430
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,640
IT'S STILL COMING THROUGH!

431
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,710
THE INFERNAL SQUEAK!

432
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,413
THOSE BOOTS HAVE GOT TO GO!

433
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,749
AND I NEED AN ASPIRIN.

434
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,920
SpongeBob:
GARY, THESE BOOTS

435
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,222
HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE.

436
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,756
I'M NEVER TAKING THEM OFF.

437
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,824
( meows )

438
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,293
GOOD NIGHT, GARY.

439
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,427
( squeaking )

440
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,563
( snoring )

441
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,512
( snoring squeakily )

442
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,819
( laughing ):
AR, AR, AR, AR, AR, AR...

443
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,554
( hammering )

444
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,190
( rooster crows )

445
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,427
Krabs:
AH... QUIET MONEY.

446
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,894
( sniffs )

447
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,830
SILENCE AND MONEY.

448
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,897
( door opens )

449
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,333
MR. KRABS!

450
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,834
WHAT IS IT, MY BOY?

451
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:33,373
( quavering ):
OH, MR. KRABS, I'M SORRY,
SORRY, SORRY, I'M SORRY.

452
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,208
IT'S OKAY, SON.

453
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,509
( wailing )

454
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,578
NO, IT'S NOT OKAY!

455
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,315
I LOST THE BOOTS,
YOUR VALUABLE BOOTS.

456
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,450
IT'S MY FAULT.

457
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,917
I LET YOU DOWN!

458
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,420
( bawling ):
OH, I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY...

459
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,590
OOH, SORRY, SORRY,
SORRY, SORRY.

460
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,260
HOLD IT, BOY, IT'S NOT
THE END OF THE WORLD.

461
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,428
YES, IT IS.

462
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,963
LOOK, DON'T CRY.

463
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,366
I'VE GOT SOME, UH...

464
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,867
SOME MAGIC OVEN MITTS.

465
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,836
( pop )

466
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,937
( pop )

467
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,574
THEY'RE NOT THE SAME!

468
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:11,744
YOU WERE RIGHT-- I WASN'T READY
FOR THOSE BLESSED BOOTS.

469
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:12,779
( thud )

470
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,583
POOR LAD.

471
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,851
( sizzling )

472
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,387
EXCUSE ME.

473
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,388
I DIDN'T DO IT!

474
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,589
OH...

475
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,590
( chuckles nervously )

476
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,657
COULD I HELP YOU?

477
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,459
YEAH, I'M READY TO ORDER.

478
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,727
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

479
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,696
I'LL TAKE A ( squeaks ).

480
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,798
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

481
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,334
I SAID I'LL TAKE A ( squeaks ).

482
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,868
HUH?!

483
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,704
I HEARD HIS ORDER, MR. KRABS.

484
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,906
HE SAID HE WANTS ( squeaks ).

485
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:43,276
AND A ( squeaks )

486
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,545
( squeaking )

487
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,646
( gasps )

488
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,447
( squeaking )

489
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,348
WHAT?!

490
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,516
( squeaking )

491
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,683
( gasps )

492
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,520
( ticking squeakily )

493
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,587
WHAT?!

494
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,722
( squeaking )

495
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,390
I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!

496
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,326
( squeaking getting louder )

497
00:20:59,359 --> 00:20:59,992
( thunder crashes )

498
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,761
( squeaking )

499
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,629
( gasps )

500
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,496
( squeaking )

501
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,897
WHO SAID THAT?

502
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,700
WHAT?!

503
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,135
( thunder crashes )

504
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,971
SpongeBob:
COULD THE WORLD'S GREATEST
FRY COOK DO THIS?

505
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:17,310
AND THIS... AND THIS...
AND THIS... AND THIS...

506
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,645
AND THIS... AND THIS...

507
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,512
STOP IT!

508
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,981
STOP IT!!

509
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,483
DON'T YOU HEAR IT?!

510
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,553
YES, I DID IT!
I DID IT!

511
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,054
I TOOK THE BOOTS!

512
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,789
THEY'RE HERE...

513
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,758
UNDER THE FLOORBOARD!

514
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,793
OH, PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!

515
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,996
IT'S THE SQUEAKING
OF THE HIDEOUS BOOTS!

516
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,766
( bawling )

517
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:44,036
I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T TAKE
THE INFERNAL SQUEAKING NO MORE!

518
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:57,917
( belches )

519
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,452
THE DEED IS DONE.

520
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,555
UM... WHY DID YOU EAT
MY BOOTS, MR. KRABS?

521
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,657
BECAUSE, LAD, YOU
DIDN'T NEED THEM.

522
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,927
IT'S NOT THE BOOTS,
IT'S THE BOOTEE, UH...

523
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,630
I MEAN THE PERSON
IN THE BOOTS.

524
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,632
YOU'RE A GREAT FRY COOK.

525
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,033
YOU REALLY THINK SO, MR. KRABS?

526
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,067
I DO, SON.

527
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,703
HERE'S YOUR PAYCHECK
I OWE YOU

528
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,638
PLUS A BONUS.

529
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:23,776
WELL, THERE'S YOUR
PAYCHECK ANYWAY.

530
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,612
I NEED A VACATION.

531
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,580
BYE, MR. KRABS.

532
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:31,718
Krabs:
AH... A LONG WEEK AWAY
FROM BIKINI BOTTOM

533
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,586
IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.

534
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:37,390
JUST ME AND MY DARLING
DAUGHTER PEARL.

535
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:40,393
OH, DON'T FORGET MY NEW
FLIPPER SLIPPERS, DADDY.

536
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,662
DARLING, I WON'T.

537
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,964
( laughing )

538
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,933
( hiccups, squeaks )

539
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,167
OH, NO!

540
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:54,006
( hiccuping, squeaking )

541
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:59,779
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

542
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:03,716
and NICKELODEON]

543
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,848
[Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]